Haha, I'd like to see you in France. Malheureusement the Frenchys don't speak english. They are as snobbish as the Americans: they demand everybody to speak their language and refuse (or are too stupid) to learn another one.
Oh, I think I could buy a baguette without any problems
French is a very difficult language (grammatics are very hard!), as difficult as german, I suppose. I didn't enjoy French-Lessons in school very much because the teacher was horrible
In my opinion English is an easy language not at least because of the fact that you can write everything in small letters
"Voulez-vous couché avec moi, ce soir..." *sing*
Do you come from France? Do you know the pyrenees?